Well, well, well... Look who we have here. Your IP address: 18.116.118.244 has been logged, along with your country: United States and city: Columbus.
But don't worry, I'm not planning on stopping there. Next up, I'll need your street number and IBAN. Just kidding... or am I? Muahaha!

Hey buddy, got a joke for you:

You know you're a hacker when you start reading privacy policies for fun.

Make sure to share it with your friends or we might have to revoke your joke privileges. 😉