Image of a girl with a knife, anime style.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

-Kurt Vonnegut

Well, well, well... Look who we have here. Your IP address: 35.174.62.162 has been logged, along with your country: United States and city: Ashburn.
But don't worry, I'm not planning on stopping there. Next up, I'll need your street number and IBAN. Just kidding... or am I? Muahaha!

Hey buddy, got a joke for you:

Privacy is dead, and so is my ex-girlfriend's Facebook password.

Make sure to share it with your friends or we might have to revoke your joke privileges. 😉